Passing by the recently opened, much hyped sweat salon a.k.a. Fitness First caused me to break into a guffaw. Through the glassed-in entrance I saw not one, but two security guards manning the passageway into the gym. Their demeanor was serious, if not downright stern.
What’s this, the fat people aren’t allowed out unless they finish that last gasping turn on the treadmill? Mwahahaha! No escape from exercise, ah that’s gotta be the life.