Short Seat

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Another day, another zinger. This little tale may be potentially offensive, but also totally true-to-life.

Upon finding himself sitting unceremoniously on a computer chair set very low, my boss says, “Hey, who’s the midget?”

Me: (both eyebrows raised in surprise)  “Um…”

Valiant attempts to crank up the seat ensue, to no avail. Chair remains stuck at lowest level.

Boss: “God d***! OK, moving on… (suave segue to the day’s business).”

Me: (grin)

He didn’t even miss a beat. I swear, sometimes, I really love how un-PC (politically correct) my job is.


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